Orgasm 55
So, it's Friday again, which can mean only one thing. Time to scratch my head and wonder what the heck I'm gonna do to come up with a 55-fiction that is actually worth the blog space it takes up, and thats not very much!!
I couldn't decide what to write about, so I took a look at the suggestions (thx guys) which were made after I requested topic ideas on a previous 55. This one was put forward by the lovely Laney, next week I may well take another from the list.
If there are any readers out there, new or old, that didn't help out with topic ideas last time I asked, please, please feel free to do so here!!!! I need all the help I can get!!!
His urgency was clear, he wanted to release his passion that instant. She was just beginning to climb the last, beautiful mountain, knowing she would soon achieve what every fibre in her body had been aching for.
At that moment he released a long, satisfied sigh. Her climb cruelly and abruptly halted.
Bastard she thought.
Disclaimer: I would just like to point out, to all my readers, that this is part of my Friday 55-Fiction, and as such bears no resemblance to my real life ...
Why I'm still in love my husband, reason no. 26
15 comments:
LMFAO!!
Ali, you're a genius!
Are you sure that took 55 words? It seemed to end a hell of a lot sooner :)
Finished so soon...?lol
Woody Allen solved this problem (premature, well, you know) by thinking of the baseball player Willie Mays.
I tried that once and the results were the opposite of what I expected. I don't much like baseball.
Laney ~ Thx for the topic. I had been wondering whether it was really possible to come up with 55 ways of say ooohhh, aahhhh, yes, YES!!! Reckon I got round that one.. phew!
Pauline ~ Well I'm satisfied, what about you? lol
Dan ~ I don't much like baseball either, but I'll store that sentiment, just in case I ever need it!!
Let's hope that bastard spent a few more words, and effort, to put paid to her anguish.
Have you ever thought about becoming a top shelf novelist?... Either that or get yourself a job with Fell Walking Weekly :)
Annie ~ If there's one thing I've learnt over the years about men and sex, I suspect he spent just a few more seconds to fall asleep!!
Mike ~ Fell Walking Weekly sounds puurrrfect! I'll apply tomorrow!!
Yes, miss understood, it did end sooner that's why she called him a bastard- that's me being funny.
Well done Ali absolutely perfect.
Y;-) Paddy
Paddy ~ Thx sweetie, hope you are well. x
Well done. Well, I mean you, writing it.
Not him.
xo
Evening ~ Thank you. He should realise that men can be replaced... lol
Well done, Ali! And Laney, you made me laugh out loud! Ali, you're so right about men--there are always more out there . . .
Cherrie ~ Heavens forbid you should ever replace one man with another... lol ... I was thinking more along the lines of battery operated equipment!!!!
Haha! You brightened my Sunday morning with this great slice of humor. Thanks!
Kristi ~ Glad to be of service, what better way to start your day. Hope you have had a pleasant weekend.. Monday is looming!
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